“My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.”—Laurell K. Hamilton (via planb-becomeapirate)
people who think lesbians are more accepted in society than gay men are idiots
lesbians are more sexualized. they’re seen as a hot thing for straight men to watch but only if both girls are conventionally attractive. otherwise, it’s seen as disgusting or unnatural. that is not acceptance. that is fetishization.
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
You go to Denny’s, you order anything other than a grand slam, they give you a grand slam anyway. They won’t refill your drinks, they won’t even remember to bring you a bill. The waiters bicker with each other because they can’t tell who is more useless among them.
Don’t go to Denny’s. Don’t ever go to Denny’s. Go to IHOP. IHOP gives a fuck.