It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
You go to Denny’s, you order anything other than a grand slam, they give you a grand slam anyway. They won’t refill your drinks, they won’t even remember to bring you a bill. The waiters bicker with each other because they can’t tell who is more useless among them.
Don’t go to Denny’s. Don’t ever go to Denny’s. Go to IHOP. IHOP gives a fuck.