It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

You go to Denny’s, you order anything other than a grand slam, they give you a grand slam anyway.  They won’t refill your drinks, they won’t even remember to bring you a bill.  The waiters bicker with each other because they can’t tell who is more useless among them.

Don’t go to Denny’s.  Don’t ever go to Denny’s.  Go to IHOP.  IHOP gives a fuck.






I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim

I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.

I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…

How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim

Dragon: Oh. Hey there human. How are you?

More like DragonBRO, amirite?