Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to making a horcrux.

alltheselokifeels:

But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.

The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.

All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.

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i want to know what it is so badly

(Source: mycroftly)

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

You go to Denny’s, you order anything other than a grand slam, they give you a grand slam anyway.  They won’t refill your drinks, they won’t even remember to bring you a bill.  The waiters bicker with each other because they can’t tell who is more useless among them.

Don’t go to Denny’s.  Don’t ever go to Denny’s.  Go to IHOP.  IHOP gives a fuck.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)

artbymoga:

Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.

*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view

slaythewendybird:

The child was ahead of his times.

(Source: keptyn)

hadersgonnahade:

thorstartsofpop:

what pisses me off about women’s rights being debated is that

women’s rights are still being debated. 

#by men

(Source: queerpyrrha)

carnahan:

askdevsider:

thepaintedelf:

slunchy:

I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim

I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.

I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…

How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim

Dragon: Oh. Hey there human. How are you?

More like DragonBRO, amirite? 

lightning-has-struck:

EXCUSE ME

I SEE SOME OF YOU ARENT VERY HAPPY RIGHT SO HERE’S A REMINDER THAT BUNNY NOSES DO THE THING

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DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BUNNY NOSES THING

darning-socks:

Books, man.

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

communionnimrod:

lilithlaquim:

theycallmerhia:

OMG UNDER HER DRESS.

OHMYGODSSEND HALPI AM DED


OMGIT WS CUTE BEFORE.  BUT THEN THE SOOT BALLS. I CAN’T.

communionnimrod:

lilithlaquim:

theycallmerhia:

OMG UNDER HER DRESS.

OHMYGODS

SEND HALP

I AM DED

OMG

IT WS CUTE BEFORE. BUT THEN THE SOOT BALLS.

I CAN’T.

(Source: princesscharmont)